I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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