it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She even gives head with a lisp.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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