im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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