Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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