My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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