How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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