its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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