I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
