Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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