Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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