This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
