im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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