D3 body, D1 cock
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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