shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wish life had little blips of pornography
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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