I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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