She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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