Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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