before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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