No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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