Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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