If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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