I love black thongs
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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