I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground