on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7