I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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