He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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