This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This girl is more easily done than said...
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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