OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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