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  what's the vibe there?

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  extraordinary amounts of gine

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?

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  Becoming a productive member of society?

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  Sam. Come on.

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• (626): View more from California

  it was like eating out sand paper

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.

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• (516): View more from New York

  The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.

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  Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus

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• (425): View more from Washington

  YAS. BRING CRAB.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.

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