David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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