Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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