Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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