I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
