You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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