theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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