Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
They have beer where we have blood.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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