haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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