i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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