3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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