Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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