Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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