I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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