my mouth tastes like poor choices
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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