just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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