I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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