Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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