wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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