I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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