they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I think i got beer on your cat.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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