Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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