I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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