she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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