What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize
