my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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