Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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