1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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