I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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