just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My dick looks like crazy bread
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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