I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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