Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Please don't give away my fajitas
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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